izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

borinq:

shewhoisnotnamed:

borinq:

how many followers do i have to have until someone buys me a 3DS

if this post gets 30 000 notes i swear to god i will buy you a 3DS for Christmas or whatever you celebrate

i am not kidding

GUYS PLEASE GET THIS POST TO 30K I WILL KISS YOU ALL

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

Jesus Christ I love movies

captainshroom:

me every episode of hannibal

aarontveeit:

iamaslumberbatch:

aarontveeit:

iamaslumberbatch:

aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

Aaron Tveit is only 3cm taller than I am. welp

it infuriates me but also i am sad. don’t judge me i’m tired

he’s 1m 83cm right? because that makes him 18cm taller than me….

[ shakes fist ] i am too tall.

Noooo tall is hot, embrace the tallness!

tell that to my clumsiness please thank

it’s okay, small and clumsy doesn’t work either *sigh*

aarontveeit:

iamaslumberbatch:

aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

Aaron Tveit is only 3cm taller than I am. welp

it infuriates me but also i am sad. don’t judge me i’m tired

he’s 1m 83cm right? because that makes him 18cm taller than me….

[ shakes fist ] i am too tall.

Noooo tall is hot, embrace the tallness!

aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

Aaron Tveit is only 3cm taller than I am. welp

it infuriates me but also i am sad. don’t judge me i’m tired

he’s 1m 83cm right? because that makes him 18cm taller than me….

Reblog if you find calling people/strangers on the phone stressful 

lyssajanet:

My mom doesn’t understand why I can’t just call to order pizza or ask if a video game store has a game. I want to show her this, so if you at all get nervous about calling strangers on the phone, please reblog this. 

TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP FOR SCIENCE: 

starshipranger55:

I have to create my own business for a project.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BUY ICE CREAM FROM A COMPANY CALLED:

Superhero Sundaes

It would be an ice cream shop that is all science fiction themed. Marvel, DC, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, JUST TO NAME A FEW! 

Every flavor would have a fun name:
Example:

Spiderman’s Strawberry

The Doctor’s Double Chocolate Brownie

Hobbit’s Heathbar Crunch 

GUYS PLEASE REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAKE ADVERTISEMENT! GO! :)

assemble-the-assbutts:

waitingforthetardistocome:

this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT

g-erti:

ARTHUR: OK, here’s another list. Uh, everyone ready? Get set: the Seven Deadly Sins. 
MARTIN: Yes! I know these! I know them! (scribbles frantically)

[…]

MARTIN: Sorry, Carolyn, we have to go by the book, I’m afraid, so I come second. 
ARTHUR: Yeah, looks like it, Skip. Uh, let me just check … Oh, bad luck. You’ve got Lust down twice. 
MARTIN: Oh, for … 
DOUGLAS: Naughty Captain Crieff! Which one did he miss out? 
ARTHUR: Uh, Pride. 
DOUGLAS: Irony upon ironies. 

 

Cabin Pressure, “Gdansk” 2x02